Very Very Slow News Day

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Post by Donna » Wed Jan 26, 2005 6:43 pm

This is a geniune news story from Ulster TV. They were obviously having a VERY VERY slow news day on Monday.

MONDAY 24/01/2005 16:50:47

Deodorant cans stolen in Portrush

Several cans of Lynx deodorant have been stolen from premises in Portrush.

The items were discovered missing from a display in a shop at Eglinton Street on Saturday January 22.

Anyone who can help police with their investigation into this crime is asked to contact them on Coleraine 028 7034 4122, or `Crimestoppers` in complete confidence on freephone 0800 555111.>

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Post by eagleeye » Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:58 pm

Question: can anyone think of a MORE boring slow news day story?

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Post by Skybaby » Sat Jan 29, 2005 8:07 am

Anything mentioning the words "David" "Victoria" and "Beckham", perhaps?

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